Lyrics

She got the mondo condo
She got the warbucks, Dad
She got the affluenza
And she got it bad

She got heebie-jeebies
She got the high pontods
She got the Evian flu
Her ends are at odds

She got the serpent's shoulder
She got the saxophone spine
She got my eyeballs achin'
She got thighs of crime

She got the bon ton roulez
She got the coupe de ville
She got the bouffant hairdo
She got all that French stuff

She got everything that ever crossed the mind of God
She got two of everything you can get for free
It's a lifetime weekend a retail rhapsody

Naaaaaa na na naaaaa

She got tied up in traffic
She got fixed on the phone
She do the 12-step mambo
At On-And-On Anon

She got the French bikini
She got the Spanish fly
She got the English leather
Which is very good ....

She got everything that ever crossed the mind of God
She got two of everything you can get for free
It's a lifetime weekend, a retail rhapsody
But she ain't got me

Naaaaaa na na na na ...